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   文章来源: 科学传播局    发布时间: 2019-12-07 20:49:34|东方心经正版彩图资料   【字号:         】

  

  A 529 savings plan offers a tax-sheltered investment vehicle with compound interest to help offset the cost of higher education. But that’s just an excuse for timid parents lacking the guts to navigate the lawless wasteland of the college application process. Are you and your spouse rule-followers or do-or-die helicopter parents? How bad do you want your kid to attend the Ivy League? Whether your child is 9, 6 or not yet conceived, the best time to open a college bribery savings account is before your offspring brings home his or her first participation ribbon.

  Saving for college bribery is an expensive process, larded with arbitrary costs and unforeseen criminal cover-ups. Rather than manually depositing funds each payday, set up automatic deposits to an untraceable offshore account. It’s easier to do and harder to trace. When a second-year admissions dean in a righteous spell catches wind that your Tommy never built houses for flood victims during the summer after his junior year, as the posed photographs suggest, automatic deposits also ensure there’s enough left in the war chest to hire someone to burn down his office.

  Collegiate fraud should begin long before high school. A solid bribery plan greases the wheels throughout your child’s development. Bribe middle-school teachers and tutors who might otherwise judge your child based on actual effort. Coerce scout leaders and karate instructors for badges and belts your children would otherwise have to exert themselves to earn. Neglecting to bribe the middle-school lacrosse coach who benched your daughter in the eighth grade might have seemed like good cost savings at the time. But when federal prosecutors start nosing into her four-year lacrosse scholarship, it will cost 10 times that amount to blackmail the long-retired coach.

  Occasionally, you and your spouse will suffer pangs of principle: Is all this bribery making my children better versions of themselves? Wouldn’t it be nice to spend some of the bribery allocations on a family vacation? Would the kids benefit if they were sometimes required to simply put in more effort? The answers are: no, depends on the hotel and flight package, and probably. But just think about everyone you and your kids are competing against. All the actors on every Netflix show you binge-watch. Every politician for which you did or did not vote. The people who run your company. The kindergarten teacher. All have college bribery savings plans and are looking to get a leg up on you and your unspectacular tribe.

  Who loves your spoiled brood even more than you do and will enjoy spending money on some good, old-fashioned extortion? Nana and Pop-Pop, that’s who. And they are not averse to slipping some sawbucks to SAT proctors to look the other way while a hired nerd, disguised as their “gifted” granddaughter, adds a 1520 to the college application. Grandparents know they don’t have much time left to dillydally with gap years and wait lists. If they want to see their grandchildren graduate from Stanford, they’ll gladly sign on to your syndicate.

  Remember, bribery is a family affair. Instead of just Photoshopping your kid’s face onto Michael Phelps’s physique, suggest he at least learn to swim to render the digital history more believable. Don’t just concoct elaborate schemes to fabricate your daughter’s purported accomplishments until she believes she is qualified to run for higher office or own beachfront property. Also take her aside early on and explain the employment realities that require your Machiavellian intrusion. Give a child a college bribery savings plan, that child will graduate from Yale. Teach a child bribery firsthand, he or she could become president.

   Jon Methven is the author of the novel “Therapy Mammals.”

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【李】【奥】【提】【起】【来】【弗】【莱】【肯】【的】【时】【候】,【它】【就】【醒】【了】。 【弗】【莱】【肯】【睁】【开】【朦】【胧】【的】【睡】【眼】,【发】【现】【是】【李】【奥】,【于】【是】【一】【番】【挣】【扎】【爬】【到】【了】【李】【奥】【的】【肩】【头】,【眯】【着】【眼】【继】【续】【小】【憩】。 【自】【从】【吞】【下】【了】【宇】【宙】【魔】【方】【后】,【它】【肚】【子】【里】【有】【了】【足】【够】【的】【能】【量】,【就】【开】【始】【在】【体】【内】【孕】【育】【着】【自】【己】【的】【孩】【子】,【同】【时】,【像】【个】【孕】【妇】【一】【样】,【自】【然】【会】【变】【得】【更】【嗜】【睡】。 【李】【奥】【撸】【了】【撸】【弗】【莱】【肯】【的】【脑】【袋】【后】,【打】【开】【了】【一】

  【在】【周】【琪】【后】【面】【进】【来】【的】【于】【蓝】,【目】【光】【一】【下】【子】【被】【桌】【上】【的】【手】【办】【给】【吸】【引】【了】【过】【去】。 “【喂】【喂】,【无】【视】【我】【吗】?【我】【也】【在】【这】【啊】!【怎】【么】【就】【不】【可】【能】【是】【我】【送】【给】【大】【家】【的】【呢】?”【严】【熠】【竟】【有】【点】【小】【吃】【味】。“【好】【歹】【我】【也】【算】【是】ACG【爱】【好】【者】!” 「ACG,【是】Animation(【动】【画】), Comic(【漫】【画】)【和】Game(【游】【戏】)【的】【缩】【写】,【指】【二】【次】【元】【文】【化】东方心经正版彩图资料【一】【间】【房】【间】【足】【足】【有】【一】【个】【城】【市】【那】【么】【宽】【广】,【这】【间】【房】【间】【中】【间】【有】【一】【根】【巨】【大】【的】【金】【棒】,【有】【几】【千】【米】【那】【么】【高】,【散】【发】【着】【金】【黄】【色】【的】【气】【息】,【旁】【边】【站】【满】【了】【人】,【都】【虎】【视】【眈】【眈】【的】【看】【着】【那】【根】【金】【棒】。 【就】【在】【这】【时】,【这】【根】【金】【棒】【突】【然】【放】【出】【一】【股】【恐】【怖】【的】【气】【息】,【冲】【向】【了】【四】【周】。 “【不】【好】,”【围】【着】【金】【棒】【那】【些】【人】,【全】【部】【撤】【退】【了】【好】【远】。 “【看】【这】【金】【棒】【气】【势】,【最】【低】【得】【仙】【二】【品】

  【天】【上】【一】【抹】【月】【影】,【栖】【霞】【寺】【的】【小】【院】【中】【如】【同】【落】【了】【一】【层】【寒】【霜】。 【陈】【抟】【和】【彭】【祖】【两】【人】【下】【棋】,【在】【棋】【盘】【上】【也】【纠】【缠】【的】【难】【分】【难】【解】,【苏】【阳】【早】【将】【茶】【壶】【扔】【在】【一】【边】,【负】【手】【而】【立】,【寂】【然】【立】【在】【五】【谷】【树】【下】。 【小】【院】【之】【中】【又】【多】【了】【一】【个】【人】,【身】【上】【穿】【着】【大】【褂】【道】【袍】,【袖】【口】【宽】【大】,【脚】【下】【穿】【着】【圆】【口】【鞋】,【头】【上】【戴】【着】【纯】【阳】【巾】,【手】【中】【拿】【着】【一】【拂】【尘】,【衣】【衫】【整】【洁】,【纹】【饰】【中】【也】【有】【几】【根】【金】

  “【你】【猜】【的】【没】【错】,【这】【里】【就】【是】【天】【墟】。”【一】【个】【年】【轻】【人】【出】【现】【在】【凌】【子】【墨】【面】【前】,【看】【到】【这】【个】【年】【轻】【人】【后】,【凌】【子】【墨】【愣】【了】【一】【下】。【这】【个】【年】【轻】【人】,【正】【是】【当】【年】【把】【天】【影】【剑】【送】【给】【凌】【子】【墨】【的】【那】【个】【年】【轻】【人】。 “【呵】【呵】,【徒】【儿】,【别】【来】【无】【恙】【啊】!”【太】【初】【老】【者】【缓】【缓】【从】【宫】【殿】【中】【走】【出】,【满】【面】【笑】【容】。 “【太】【初】【师】【父】,【你】【怎】【么】【会】【在】【这】【里】。”【凌】【子】【墨】【惊】【讶】【的】【问】【道】。 “【天】【墟】

  【因】【为】【风】【竹】【特】【殊】【的】【预】【知】【能】【力】,【他】【能】【看】【到】【晓】【大】【陆】【上】【曾】【经】【有】【能】【力】【晋】【升】【为】【很】【很】【很】【强】【的】【强】【者】【们】【都】【是】【在】【晋】【升】【之】【时】【被】【看】【不】【见】【的】【攻】【击】【偷】【袭】【之】【后】【陨】【落】【的】。 【因】【而】,【风】【竹】【早】【在】【十】【一】【年】【前】【就】【摸】【到】【了】【晋】【升】【很】【很】【很】【强】【驯】【兽】【师】【的】【门】【槛】【却】【迟】【迟】【不】【敢】【晋】【升】。 【不】【过】,【哪】【怕】【风】【竹】【的】【实】【力】【从】【十】【一】【年】【前】【就】【开】【始】【止】【步】【不】【前】,【但】【由】【于】【这】【些】【年】【很】【很】【很】【强】【强】【者】【都】【被】【下】【神】【扼】




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